You know you've been to the village when:
1. You take your ponytail down and your hair remains in the same position.
2. You're more familiar with a tree than with a western toilet (or squatty!)
3. Your chai intake is so great that it's oozing from your pores.
4. You've lose all touch with formal manners, and your fingers become
perfectly acceptable eating utensils.
5. Simple story: your scalp itches.
6. wet wipes are multi-purpose--toilet paper, facewash, shower...
7. You become one with nature, including rodents, spiders and mosquitos.
8. You can cook over a mud stove like you learned the skill in your mama's womb.
9. You embrace bed bugs as a fact of life.
10. You can't remember how to speak english.
