My grammar has gone down the toilet ( I initially spelled it g-r-a-m-m-e-r).
And not in a cute&sexy southern gal kind of way, but in a freakishly caught-in-between-two-worlds kind of way. The things I catch myself saying here really worry me sometimes. I'm already envisioning the looks I'll get when I head back to my small hometown and say things like "I'm going on holiday" or "You are looking so good" or "I'd like that in a shopper, please" (grocery bag) or "I need to buy some new joggers" (tennis shoes).
I'm going the be the freak who lived overseas for a while, I just know it...
